Like Iran, Texas has Morality Police.

The old Axis of Evil was Iran, Iraq, and North Korea.  

The new Axis of Evil is Russia, China, and Iran.

Old or new, it's always a barrel of laughs.

'Funnier Than Monty Python and the 

Holy Grail', Critics Say

The Biden Administration has requested a defense budget 

of $715 billion for fiscal year 2022. Iran's latest defense budget 

is less than $13 billion.

This 'gruesome and unapologetic killer' will drop an A-bomb 

on your head faster than you can shout, "Ebrahim Raisi!"

The Plot Thickens, Congeals,

Curdles, and Coagulates 

Sidney Powell Sez:  “We will not allow this great Republic 

to be stolen by communists from without and within and our

 votes altered or manipulated by foreign actors in Hong 

Kong, Iran, Venezuela, or Serbia.”

In Wake of Iran Strike, Trump's Claim

 on Troop Injuries Gets Worse

First:  “No Americans were harmed.”

Then:  "11 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "34 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "50 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "64 suffered brain injuries."

Noli Me Tangere

War Is the Health of the State

Merry Prankster

Anyone who says a nation of 80 million people should be 

'obliterated' makes Hitler and Stalin look like

good time charlies.

The Impotentate of Pennsylvania Avenue

Bigger Than the Obliteration of Hiroshima!  

More Powerful Than the Obliteration of Nagasaki!

One Small Step for a Man,

One Giant Leap into the Abyss

The world belongs to The Onion. We only live in it.

Iran Surrenders After Tom Cotton Dropped on Tehran

Imagine if Iran had troops stationed in Canada and Mexico.  

How would we like that?  The United States has troops

 stationed on the east side of Iran in Afghanistan and on the 

west side of Iran in Iraq.  How do you suppose Iran likes that?

Neither of the oil tankers purportedly attacked 

by Iran in the Gulf of Oman belongs to an American

 company.  One belongs to a Norwegian company, 

the other to a Japanese company.  So, if anyone has 

an interest in starting a war with Iran, shouldn't 

it be Norway and/or Japan?

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion