"Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants.

No, Central Control. No counterattack. Repeat,

no counterattack. Too much for us.

Too powerful. Stay away!"

He had a hunch he was living in the

last days of gravity.

At moments most malapropos, he would start performing the
pantomime version of 'Inchworm, Inchworm, Oh So Small'.

What if gravity changed like the weather?

The fiendish orb had returned. And this

time, it meant business.

"Uh-oh. Tell the coach Andrew is having another

one of his weightlessness attacks."

In cricket, this batting technique is called 'The Badonkadonk Defence'.

Daniel Vettori is the only cricket star who has

his very own planet.

"Fly me to the moon

And let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

On Jupiter and Mars."

"I hope that spanking was as good for you

as it was for me."

Hindu Holy Man Proclaims New 'Cricket Path' to Moksha

"It's Monty P-a-n-e-s-a-r, not P-y-t-h-o-n,

you dumbarse fOkk!"

Chameleons Love Cricket and Other Wild Games

Jiminy Cricket Batmobile

Sri Lankans Making Obeisance to Jiminy Cricket

Something told Shane Watson his Right Guard Xtreme

Power Stripe Anti-Perspirant was letting him down.

If you want to scare the peewaddling out of Tillakarathe

Dilshan, just walk up to him and yell, "Cricket!"

Here we see Andrew Symonds exterminating fire ants

the old-fashioned way: stompin' the bleedin' buggers!

Unless you want to get bowled over, mon, you had better back off.

Cricket players who lose are often discarded like gum wrappers.