"Pssst, George! As I am the symbol of wisdom, you are

the symbol of absurdity, bunkum, claptrap, craziness,

dumbness, folly, foolishness, horse feathers, idiocy,

irrationality, ludicrousness, poppycock, preposterousness,

stupidity, tommyrot, twaddle, and witlessness. Sigh! At

a moment like this, even Roget fails me."