Did you know that FISA spelled backwards is 'as if'? Barack

Obama is the quintessential Politician of 'As If'. Concerned

about warrantless wiretapping? Not to worry--Obama will

talk as if he shares your concern. Bothered by retroactive

immunity for law-breaking telecoms? Relax--Obama will

act as if he's bothered, too. Worried about the evisceration

of the Fourth Amendment? Chill out--Obama will behave

as if he's a bigger worry wart than you. Come November,

you might want to follow his example and vote as if you

support Barack Obama for President.