He once described himself as "a rub-your-belly, 
grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, 
pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, 
and pat-your-thigh kind of guy." That was right

before he was sacked as the president of Northern 
Arizona University. Now he's been sacked as the
 chancellor of the American University of

Iraq. It would seem that ball-grabbing and 
dick-pulling aren't the skills needed to lead the
 transformation of Iraq into a liberal and

democratic society.