Here's How in Seven Easy Steps

1. Light four candles at nightfall and place

them north, south, east, and west.

2. Place a glass of water at the base of each candle.

3. Place some fingernail clippings in

a copper bowl and ignite.

4. Place the bowl in the center of the four candles,

thereby completing the pentagram of negative space.

5. Lay a solid line of moist earth in a complete circle

around the candles.

6. On the outside of that circle, lay another

circle of common salt.

7. Then begin the incantation: "Johnny Jump Up!

Johnny Jump Up! Johnny Jump Up!"