"So when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not only

uphold the laws of our land, I will swear to uphold the honor

and dignity of the office to which I have been elected, so help

me God." When George Bush uttered these words at the

Republican National Convention in 2000, most Americans

didn't know it was honorable and dignified for a President

of the United States to dance a jig while standing in a chair.

Most Americans still don't.