Monday, August 11, 2008

"You were lucky! I was kidnapped by the CIA, flown
to Gitmo, tortured until I confessed I was Johnny
Depp, and convicted by a secret military tribunal
on charges that I had been a willing co-conspirator
in making three crappy pirate movies. Tell me: did
I, Abizullah, a humble balloon-man from Kabul,
deserve such a cruel fate?"

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