"Hey, America! Did you notice my flag pin is three times

bigger than Senator Biden's? And, doggone it, how do you

like the way my winks are making American males sit up a

little straighter on the couch? And what about my smile?

Isn't it sparkling and mesmerizing? Can't you just see little

starbursts coming through your TV screen and ricocheting

around the room right now? Debates are so awesome,

aren't they?"