"I believe, Charlie, that the best of America is in small 
towns that I get to visit, and in those wonderful little
 pockets of what I call the real America, being 
there with all of those hard working, very patri-
otic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this 
great nation.  That's why I can hardly wait to enter 
New York City, that hotbed of anti-Americanism, 
and appear on Saturday Night Live. And, thanks

to Senator Ted Stevens, the show will be piped 
into Wasilla through the Internet tube you see behind us."