In private, does Ron DeSantis say, “Trump is a moron who

 has no business running for President”?

Goat So Fixated on 2024 Presidential Race It Suffers

Ocular Dislocation

"Did you hear Alex Jones has turned on Donald Trump and

 is backing Ron DeSantis for President?"

"No, but I did hear that power tools are not an 

effective treatment for headaches."

Nikki Haley Vows to Focus Presidential Campaign on 

Transphobia, 'Gender Pronouns', and Lockjaw

On the cover of his upcoming campaign biography, 

why is Mike Pence's name so much bigger than God's?

'GOP begins to look for new 2024 candidates 

amid fears over Trump'

Trump Could Announce 2024 Bid as Early as September

DeSantis Could Use War Chest for Presidential Run

Waiting for the 2000 Year Old Man to Make Up His Mind

Whether to Run for President in 2024

"They call you, Governor DeSantis, a 'frontrunner'.  

Which front?  And how long have you been running it?"

Pence Lays Groundwork for 2024 Run

Debating Is for Girlie Men

Pence Plans Road Trip to Iowa

Trump Odds to Win 2024 Presidential Race Improve Again

"What's up with her?"

"She's obsessing over who's up and who's down

in the 2020 presidential race."

"Oh, I see.  She must be a journalist."

And the Lord God smote the waters with a

plague of MAGAs like unto naval mines.

"You're a fucking asshole, Rudy!" exclaimed Trump's deputy 

campaign manager Justin Clark.

Election Tamperer and the Bootlickers

How God Will Certify Donald Trump's Defeat in the 

2020 Presidential Election

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