It's Don Jr. Vs. Nikki Haley for the Soul of the GOP

When it's a standoff between hyenas and vultures,

it's hard to know who to root for.

Trumpnik Nature Red in Tooth and Claw

Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter Face Off

Over the Political Remains of Donald Trump

The GOP mascot learned the hard way that loyalty in the 

Trump Administration was only for suckers.

The Politico Illustrated #54

'Trump's budget delivers red meat to GOP base'

Allegories for Our Time #36

Trump and Cruz Contend for the Soul of the GOP

Fearguth's Rules of Order #22

Your pet hyena loves to laugh, so tell it lots of jokes.

Would you mind if Faten Shwaykan moves in

next door along with her two pet hyenas?

When you take your pet hyena out for a walk,

you can safely ignore all those annoying

Pooper Scooper signs. In fact, you can

safely ignore just about anything.