Black conservatives are wild and crazy guys. Think of

Armstrong Williams, Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele,

Juan Williams, Clarence Thomas, Stephen Carter, Walter

Williams, Alan Keyes, and a handful of others. The list

isn't long, because, as American history makes clear,

conservatives didn't exactly free the slaves or release

African-Americans from the grasp of Jim Crow. But

now a Black conservative, Michael Steele, has become

the leader of the Southern White Wealthy Christian

Heterosexual Male Party. Yessir, wild and crazy is written

all over his face.