Hold on to your tinfoil hats, America! Kenneth

the Page and Bobby the Sage have decided to

cash in on each other's newfound fame and

give Barack Obama a run for his money in the

2012 presidential election as the nominees

of the Gomer Pyle Party. As to which one of

the two will run for President really doesn't

matter, because, they say, "We're both 'Hot-

Roasted, Salted-in-the-Shell Southern

Goobers."