Monday, April 06, 2009

Although you can't see them very clearly from where you're
sitting, these Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus
bacteria have become extremely paranoid,
convinced that doctors, public health officials, and
the Obama Administration have joined in a sinister
conspiracy to prevent them from eating human flesh.
As the saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid
doesn't mean they're not out to get you!"

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