"Hey, kids, what time is it?" Once upon
a time, every kid in America knew the
answer to this question: it was 'Howdy
Doody Time'. But then relativism began
to set in and kids started answering,
"8:20" or "10:15" or "12:10" or "3:40" or
"7:55." That is, until one kid finally
answered, "Inasmuch as time is an
incorrigibly subjective concept, the
correct answer is 'Miller Time'."