Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Unexpurgated Bible #28
Then the Moonie said, "Bring me a sword." So they brought
a sword before the Moonie. And the Moonie said, "Divide
John Solomon in two, and give half to the Associated Press,
the other half to the Washington Post.

1 comment:

Sandy Underpants said...

I'm not worried about John. he'll at least have a job for the Christmas season. ho ho ho to war we go.