"What's in the teapot?"

"No Social Security, No Medicare, No Medicaid,
No Minimum Wage, No Child Labor Laws,

No Public Schools, No 14th Amendment, No 16th

Amendment, No 17th Amendment, No Abortions,

No Gays, No New Taxes."

"With so many No's, it must be empty."

"Hardly.  It's full of Koch Suckers and

Crazy People."