Want to make sure when you total your car that you're
totaled, too? Want to burn high-priced gasoline faster
than you can in any other state? If so, come to Texas,
where the speed limit on certain stretches of highway
will soon be raised to 85.
2 comments:
As a founding member of "Cruise For Peace," a Dirty Fucking Hippie organization dedicated to using all fossil fuels as quickly as possible so that we can stop killing people over them, I dig this speed limit to the max.
Pedal to the medal, morans!
B-)
Texas couldn't stand being tied with Utah at 80 mph. Texas is the Land of Morans, particularly in the state legislature.
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