Friday, April 08, 2011

Want to make sure when you total your car that you're
totaled, too?  Want to burn high-priced gasoline faster
than you can in any other state?  If so, come to Texas,
where the speed limit on certain stretches of highway
will soon be raised to 85.

2 comments:

T_P_K said...

As a founding member of "Cruise For Peace," a Dirty Fucking Hippie organization dedicated to using all fossil fuels as quickly as possible so that we can stop killing people over them, I dig this speed limit to the max.

Pedal to the medal, morans!

B-)

Fearguth said...

Texas couldn't stand being tied with Utah at 80 mph. Texas is the Land of Morans, particularly in the state legislature.