Tuesday, August 30, 2011

"When it comes to being a dick, nobody will ever
 be bigger than me.  Richard Nixon was only this
big, and he was Vice-President for two terms
under Eisenhower and was elected President
 twice.  Hell, now that I think about it, he wasn't
really a dick at all; he was just a pussy! "

4 comments:

Oldfool said...

Why isn't this guy under indictment or is that indickment?

Fearguth said...

As we said back in 2000, "Dick Cheney in 2000, or he'll dick you in 2001."

Cletis said...

Dick's standard greeting when at a speaking engagement: "Hey, better here than the Hague."

Fearguth said...

It took talent for someone to exceed the crimes of Richard Nixon, but Dick did it.