Thursday, January 19, 2012

Cruise Captain Says He 'Tripped' into Lifeboat, Couldn't
 Get Out; Still Hasn't Explained Why He Was Wearing a
Dress at the Time

10 comments:

Doc Häagen-Dazs said...

Just goes to prove that there's a logical explanation for any behavior. Capt's abandoning ship was accidental.

Fearguth said...

And to think I just returned from a cruise where the captain was Italian.

R W Rawles said...

You're a lucky guy, Fearguth!

Fearguth said...

Luckier than you imagine, R. W. The very same ship we sailed on had run aground two days before, thus delaying our embarkation. And, while departing one of our ports of call, our cruise ship either knocked off or pulled off a huge bollard. I blame it all on Silvio Berlusconi, another damn billionaire!

R W Rawles said...

Yeah! “Vada A Bordo, Cazzo!” is the latest meme circulating the web.

Betsy said...

Too bad he isn't a US citizen. he could have a new career running for President in the Republican party--they would welcome him with open arms! AND he has good hair.

R W Rawles said...

I nominate Betsy's as the best comment on this post. This Capt is an improvement over Newt, for sure.

Fearguth said...

Agreed! And afterwards, the captain could become a Fox News contributor.

R W Rawles said...

Si! "A Bordo Con Cazzo" has a nice ring to it. Would definitely appeal to the Gingrich-Perry-Palin crowd! I like it!

Fearguth said...

And let us not forget Tony 'Vaffanculo' Scalia.