Meet David A. Keene, President of the NRA.
His former wife of 32 years, Diana---David
has been married three times---went to jail
for embezzling hundreds of thousands of
dollars from the American Conservative
Union, which David chaired for 27 years.
David's son, who is also named David, has
spent ten years in prison for discharging a
firearm in a fit of road rage while working
as director of online communications for
the American Conservative Union. As a
young man, David worked as a politi-
cal assistant to Vice President Spiro
Agnew, who was forced to resign from
office in disgrace. Mr. Keene, in other
words, is a paragon of conservative
Republican values.
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Does that make us impudent snobs who characterize ourselves as intellectuals, or just garden variety nattering nabobs of negativitism?
Not necessarily, but we could be 'pusillanimous pussyfooters' or 'hysterical hypochondriacs of history'.
So, you say there's a couple of job openings at the American Conservative Union?
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