Monday, March 18, 2013

Asked why he opposed a Multiple Sclerosis resolution, 
Senator Ted Cruz clapped his hands and said,
"Joe McCarthy warned us long ago that Multiple 
Sclerosis was caused by fluorides dumped into our 
water supply by Communists.   Obviously, we need 
to learn the lesson taught by Brigadier General
Jack Ripper in 
Dr. Strangelove and launch an 
all-out nuclear attack on Iran, North Korea, and
Harvard University." 


montag said...

6 more years of "Carnival" Cruz for you folks in Texas. Is that one of the biblical plagues?

Fearguth said...

Texas, the same state that gave the world Bush 41 and Bush 43, Joe Barton, Rick Perry, Louie Gohmert, et cetera, ad nauseam.

JerryB said...

We also gave the world Ann Richards and Molly Ivins.

Fearguth said...

Oh, there have been many good Texans. They just get overshadowed by the bad ones.