Asked why he opposed a Multiple Sclerosis resolution,
Senator Ted Cruz clapped his hands and said,
"Joe McCarthy warned us long ago that Multiple
Sclerosis was caused by fluorides dumped into our
water supply by Communists. Obviously, we need
to learn the lesson taught by Brigadier General
Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove and launch an
Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove and launch an
all-out nuclear attack on Iran, North Korea, and
Harvard University."
4 comments:
6 more years of "Carnival" Cruz for you folks in Texas. Is that one of the biblical plagues?
Texas, the same state that gave the world Bush 41 and Bush 43, Joe Barton, Rick Perry, Louie Gohmert, et cetera, ad nauseam.
We also gave the world Ann Richards and Molly Ivins.
Oh, there have been many good Texans. They just get overshadowed by the bad ones.
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