Thursday, April 25, 2013

"I want a new conspiracy theory
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new conspiracy theory
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

I want a new conspiracy theory
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

I want a new conspiracy theory
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out."

2 comments:

Doc Häagen-Dazs said...

He caught a case of Bird Flu?

Fearguth said...

Yeah, Chickenhawk Flu.