Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Little Known Fact #43
Up to 100,000 winter ticks can gather on a single moose,
 sucking so much blood the animal becomes anemic causing 
it to scratch off its fur and beg Sarah Palin to put it out of its 
misery.
Posted by Fearguth at 8:18 AM
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2 comments:

montag said...

God help the moose if they need SNowflake Snooki to put them out of their misery. She is much more adept at putting things into misery.

12:06 PM
Fearguth said...

If you had to choose between dying from a tick infestation and ending up as a mooseburger on Sarah Palin's dinner table, that would mean you had died and gone to a Monty Python movie.

5:38 PM

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