"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell!  May I take your order, please?"

"Yeah, give me three of those cellulose/trehalose/malto-

dextrin/torula yeast/potassium chloride/soy lecithin tacos."

"Regular or Supreme?"

"Oh, may as well make them Supreme."

"With or without the black pepper flavor, sir?"

"With, but go easy on the oats."

"That'll be $4.51."