The Unexpurgated Bible #105

When Jesus was come down from the mountain, great 

multitudes followed him.  And, behold, there came a 

moviegoer wearing a Google Glass and accosted him, 

saying, "Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean."

And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, 

saying, "I will; be thou clean."  And immediately his 

Google Glass vanished out of his sight.