In his testimony to the grand jury, Darren 

Wilson said, "And when I grabbed him, 

the only way I can describe it is I felt like a 

five-year-old holding onto Hulk Hogan... 

That's just how big he felt and how small

 I felt just from grasping his arm."  At

6' 4" and 210 pounds, Darren Wilson

is pretty big for a wimpy five-year-old.