Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Scientists have found that the coldest place in the universe
 is inside Dick Cheney's chest, where the temperature is 
458 degrees below zero.

2 comments:

montag said...

Heard a rumor that Dick actually went negative Absolute Zero when he got his first torture tapes from the CIA.

Fearguth said...

What happened when all of his molecules ceased moving? Did it wipe the sneer off his face?