The Unexpurgated Bible #184

"And there came a fear on all: and they glorified God, saying, 

'That a great Milk Crate Challenger is risen up among us'."

Milk Crate Challenger Does Not So Much Fly as Plummet

If you're going to use 'cheugy', the latest buzzword, it's 

pronounced 'CHEW-gee'.  If something is out of date, 

it's 'cheugy'.

"He says his job is to cancel Cancel Culture."

Eastern Mole says he wants to be a 'lifestyle influencer' 

when he grows up.

Some people have found a way to turn the 'Silhouette 

Challenge', a feel-good trend, into depraved gratification.

And you thought Zombies were just a fad!

Psychologist Reports Pet Rocks Taking Shelter-in-Place

 and Stay-at-Home Orders Like Ducks to Water

Don't Forget the Cheese!

The Pope gets cheesed.

On National Pray for Trump Day, Ivanka 

gets cheesed.

Yes, Inspector Clouseau, pinball is making a comeback.

The Arkansas Possum Grape Pouter

Proud of your knobby knees? Then you'll

want to pick up a pair of Jindows at

Nordstrom.  Only $95.

Only $12.99 at Best Buy!

The next phase of human evolution is upon us.

Trump Dancing, the New Fad That's

Sweeping the Country!

Vacuum in Bell Jar Guaranteed to Be

100% Sugar/Saturated Fat/High 

Fructose Corn Syrup/Gluten/GMO/

Artificial Sweetener/MSG/Red #40/

Yellow #5/BHA/BHT/Potassium

Bromate/Sodium Nitrite/Lactose/

Cholesterol-Free

Vladimir Putin Accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

"In the tradition of Ice Road Truckers, the History 

Channel is proud to announce a new reality show: 

Ice Bucket Challengers!"