Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Having lost faith in Mitt Romney, Eric Hartsburg has
decided to have Romney's 2012 campaign logo tattoo
removed from his face.  If the price is right---he had
 been paid $15,000 for the logo tattoo---Hartsburg
says he's willing to fill the vacant space with a tattoo
of anyone's name, even if it's Johann Gambolputty 
de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon- 
fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein- 
von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- 
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich- 
grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen- 
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger- 
bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber- 
hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch- 
mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

2 comments:

Jerry B said...

Thank you for going to the trouble of writing that out.

Fearguth said...

And I thank Graham Chapman for having memorized it and reciting it so masterfully.