Wednesday, March 02, 2016

C. Allen Foster Sez: “I am pleased to report
 that I’ve killed lots of elephants, lions, buffalo, 
leopards, kudu, deer and the last legally shot 
black rhinoceros, together with more than 
150,000 birds of various species. When the 
last duck comes flying over with a sign 
around his neck ‘I am the last duck,’ 
I will shoot it.”
[Foster was Tony Scalia's hunting buddy,
who accompanied the judge to Cibolo
Creek Ranch, where Scalia died. To be
fully enjoyed, read it while Ed Sanders
is singing 'Johnny Pissoff'.]

1 comment:

montag said...

Sp did Mr Stewart finally bag himself a Supreme Court judge using a silenced 12 gauge pillow?