C. Allen Foster Sez: “I am pleased to report

 that I’ve killed lots of elephants, lions, buffalo, 

leopards, kudu, deer and the last legally shot 

black rhinoceros, together with more than 

150,000 birds of various species. When the 

last duck comes flying over with a sign 

around his neck ‘I am the last duck,’ 

I will shoot it.”

[Foster was Tony Scalia's hunting buddy,

who accompanied the judge to Cibolo

Creek Ranch, where Scalia died. To be

fully enjoyed, read it while Ed Sanders

is singing 'Johnny Pissoff'.]