Often Confused with, but Only Tangentially Related to,

the Loveland Frogmen

"When you're smilin', when you're smilin'

The whole world smiles with you."

Ilya Shapiro Being Stalked by the Dreaded

'Intersectional Hierarchy'

To its dying day, the Frumious Bandersnatch never

understood why it had been shunned.

The Pushmi-pullyu came first, and then Doctor

 Dolittle turned to the dark side.

King of the Shmoos

As is apparent by now, Trump is lost in the 

jungle of his own mind, a jungle filled with 

a bewildering variety of mythical animals, 

legendary creatures, and imaginary beasts.

The clinical term for unicorn poop is 'Mnuchin'.

Little Known Fact #68

Pink Unicorns can reproduce faster than Tribbles.

Jeff Sessions Serves Up Some Alabama Moonshine

Stay Alert So You Don't Get Hurt!

"Stop calling me a 'snowflake'.  I voted for Trump!"

Bigfoot Pledges to Stay Bigfoot

Know Your Imaginary Animals

"Lay that mascot down, boy

Lay that mascot down

Mascot packing Rudy

Lay that mascot down."

Adventures in Lexicology #21

Sciamachy (SKEE-ah-mahk-ee), n. A battle

against imaginary enemies. [When he says

Hillary is the Devil, Trump is engaging in

sciamachy.]

"My Three-Horned Alectryon keeps me safe from 

the Global Elites."

Famous Cyclops Endorses Trump

He stopped believing in mythical animals when the last 

werewolf choked and died while eating the last unicorn.

He's baaack!