Rehydration Therapy at 3:00 AM

Do mummies dream of dehydrated water?

Drink Responsibly

Not the Right Time to Be Talking About

'Capital Assets'

Not only will former Michigan governor Rick Snyder take

the Fifth at his Flint water crisis trial, he will also refuse 

to open his eyes.

Oopsy Poopsy!

"I acted, and acted strongly," Trump exclaimed, 

gripping his glass with both hands.

As the California drought worsens,

the demand for Dowsing Toads is jumping.

The Innocent Origin of Scandalgate

Jesus walked on water.  You can walk on Holy Water.

If you are familiar with the biblical story about Gideon,

you know that the Lord favored those who drank

water with one hand rather than with two.

Some Assembly Required

Because of the problem of subsidence in Florida,

the Marco Rubio National Monument has been

moved to the Bonneville Salt Flats.

It's National Wine Day!

The crimes Rick Snyder et al. are charged with

occurred eight years ago.  Michigan justice

grinds slowly.

Brandon Burden, Pastor of KingdomLife Church,

Urges Followers to Keep Guns Loaded, Stock Up on 

Food and Water Before Biden Inauguration

Trump Vows to 'Go Down Fighting'

Is Trump underwater yet?

Hint:  it has nothing to do with bottled water.

Trump Drinking Water Highlight of Tulsa Rally