Add Aprostrophe Abuser's to the list and the list will cover
just about everybody on Earth---past, present, and future.
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Son of Strom
said...
Damn, I thought I was going to sneak into heaven but then the "highfullutent" category got me. I was even willing to give up my season football tickets to avoid the "sports nuts" category. But at least I'll be able to see all my friends in hell.
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Damn, I thought I was going to sneak into heaven but then the "highfullutent" category got me. I was even willing to give up my season football tickets to avoid the "sports nuts" category.
But at least I'll be able to see all my friends in hell.
He forgot "rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
Wow, they really do hate everyone but themselves. Allegedly. They probably truly hate themselves as well. Their heaven will be empty. Last laugh.
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