One could argue that if Monica Lewinsky had never given

Bill Clinton a blowjob, Jonah Goldberg would not have 

been hired as a contributor by CNN.

Jonah Goldberg, the Doughy Pantload, Leaves 

Fox News, Joins CNN

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues

Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

Sometimes Steven Crowder is funnier than Jonah

Goldberg, the Doughy Pantload®.

"Throw out the lifeline with hand quick and strong:

Why do you tarry, why linger so long?

See! Trump is sinking; oh, hasten today

And out with the life boat! Away, then, away!"

"It’s better to cultivate mutual understanding of each 

other’s fears than try to smooth away the fear of tyranny 

with the grease of apathy," quoth Jonah Goldberg, 

the Burger-Flipping Robot.

When Trump's Stalinesque purge of the Republican Party 

begins, maybe the Erick Ericksons, Jonah Goldbergs, and 

their simulacra in the party will remember the fate of 

Zinoviev, Bukharin, and Trotsky.

The Jonah Goldberg Memorial Hashtag

"Jonah, I understand you are undergoing treatments that

will keep you from looking more and more like Leon Trotsky."

"Like Jonah Goldberg, we Juggalos contain 

'symphonies of bitterness'."

Jonah Goldberg's 'Pale Penis People' Doing a 

Whitesnake Check

Jonah Preaches to the Ninevites

The Unexpurgated Bible #134

"Now the word of the Lord came unto Jonah the son of Lucy, 

saying, 'Arise, and cry against Trump, for the Mother of 

All Capitulations is at hand!'"

Inside Jonah Goldberg's Head

In his earlier New York Times bestseller, Liberal Fascism, 

Jonah Goldberg alerted us to the political dangers of 

liberalism.  But in his new book, Liberal Fashionistas,

he warns us of the artistic dangers, what's really

 waiting for us at the end of the runway of 

liberalism.

Jonah Goldberg is more cartoonish than

ever on the Fourth Day of Zappadan.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #174

Warner Todd Huston and Jonah Goldberg

Have you read Jonah Goldberg's new book?

Rube Goldberg Machine

Jonah Goldberg Machine

Jonah Goldberg Launches New 'Doughy Pantload®' Line

of Boys' Training Pants