Would someone tell Dave Daubenmire that if he doesn't

want to wear a COVID-19 mask for health reasons, he

 might consider wearing one for aesthetic reasons?

Even if Gohmert's uncovered face poses no health threat,

it still poses an aesthetic threat.

You'll know when you're approaching

the U. S. border with Mexico when

you begin to feel beach sand between

your toes and aromatic sea air in

your nose.

A primary aesthetic trait of physical attractiveness and 

beauty is facial symmetry.  In Kellyanne Conway's

defense, it can be said that the right side of her face

lies 100% of the time, the left side only 95%.

Adventures in Aestheticism #1

Is there an aesthetic law that requires corporate CEOs,

like Jeff Zucker, to be butt-ugly?

Question: Who said, "I must say again I have never seen an

uglier bus than a Canadian one”?

Answer: John McCain -- bus observer and international

authority on the aesthetics of mass transit design.

As a young man, he had treated nudity and the invention of

clothing as a social, psychological and moral issue.  As he

grew older, he began to think of them increasingly in

terms of aesthetics.

"What's with this Ars Gratia Artis bullpuckey? I'd
rather have a master who understands the basic
physical and psychological needs of a water
buffalo than some Johnny-come-lately disciple
of James McNeil Whistler!"

Is the function of shoes primarily utilitarian and
secondarily aesthetic? Or vice versa?