How Windbags Mate

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"I understand that if you blow, it's a musical instrument,

but if you suck, it's a hydration pack."

Once the bagpiper showed up, everyone nearby began to

mysteriously disappear.

"Hi Banjee! I had a couple of minutes before we

start playing these goddam bagpipes, so I thought

I'd give you a call."