Protester Accused of Coded Dog Whistle

Young William Holden Visits Carlsbad Caverns

Thomas Modly Newest Member of the Trump

Administration's Olympic Caving Team

Allegories for Our Time #38

Giuliani's Cave

No, this not the Natural Entrance to Carlsbad Caverns.

It is the mouth of Donald Trump, Jr.'s main squeeze,

Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Even Troglodytes 'Я' Us is believed to have doubts 

about continuing to advertise on the Tucker Carlson 

and Jeanine Pirro shows.

To say Trump is a 'caver' doesn't mean he's a 'spelunker'.

Melania Trump Sez: "We are in the 21st century and everybody

 has a different taste in speleothems. I think they look fantastic."

Johnson's Cave

Schumer's Cave

Yes, Trump's a Troglodyte, but he's our Troglodyte.

"Are you in there, Secretary Tillerson?"

"Go away!  I'm not a big media press access person."

Trumpniks had lived in the dark for so long they 

became eyeless, like Kentucky Cave Shrimp.

"MAGA!" 

[Crunch!] 

"MAGA!" 

[Crunch!] 

"MAGA!"

To say Ted Cruz is a 'caver' doesn't mean he's a 'spelunker'.

Type and Antitype

Calling All Troglodytes!

Andrea Tantaros Opens Mouth, Reveals Secret Location 

of Batcave

30,000-Year-Old Smutty Cave Art in Brazil Throws 

Wrench in Theory Humans Invented Pornography 

12,000 Years Ago

Entrance to Lee Cave National Monument,

Utah