"Standing on my left is my BFF, the 'hapless' David Rivera, 

who this fall made 'the worst congressional comeback 

attempt of all time'.  Let's give him a big round of 

applause before he becomes a complete and total

 political nonentity."

Although David Rivera (R-FL) went down to defeat in 

the November elections, it's never too late in Fearguth's

 world to celebrate the political demise of one of the

most corrupt of Marco Rubio's BFF's.

"So what if I've been hit by the Florida Ethics Commission 

with 11 counts of violating state rules!  Here in Florida, the 

minimum number of violations required to unseat a sitting

Republican is 12."

"Ana Sol Alliegro and Justin Lamar Sternad?  Do I, David

Rivera, look like I would associate with those rapscallions?

I only associate with upstanding citizens, like Marco Rubio."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #144

Esther Nuhfer and David Rivera

"I would just say that the issues that David Rivera is dealing

with are entirely those from his eight years of service in

the Florida legislature, and not from the two months he has

served in the House of Representatives. He's getting his

job done and I think that he's seen in a very favorable

light by everybody, except, perhaps, by those pesky

criminal investigators."

Congressman Rivera really enjoyed discussing

'collateral material development' with Esther

Nuhfer, his political consultant, especially

when she wore her fuchsia gownless

evening strap.

"I'm probably the most transparent member of Congress

as of right now," says Representative David Rivera (R-FL).

In addition to the roles she plays as political consultant, web

developer, travel coordinator, precinct analyzer, and coalition-

builder, Esther Nuhfer also serves as Congressman Rivera's

makeup artist and clown-horn tuner.

Representative David Rivera (R-FL) and Esther Nuhfer,

the 'Political Consultant' to Whom He Has Paid $817,000

in Fees Since 2006