Ex-Representative David Wu Makes Surprise Appearance in

 Congress, Is Avoided Like a Sexually-Transmitted Disease

Dim Dem Wu Won't Seek Re-Erection

David Wu Admits He Has an

Unruly Schwarzenspitzerweiner,

Agrees Not to Run for Re-Election

"I only have sexual encounters of the third kind."

Dim Dem Wu Accused of Sexual Assault

Winnie the Pooh

and Tigger, Too