Like Jason Voorhees, Eric Greitens may be down now,

but there always seems to be another sequel.

Trump Doing Difficult 'Double Eric Endorsement

Maneuver' in Missouri

Eric Greitens Connects with His Base

It helps if you think of the 2022 GOP primaries like

you did those Freak Shows you saw as a kid.  

Eric Greitens says his violent video about hunting people was

 meant to be a joke.  This calls to mind Adolf Hitler's 

famous bestseller, Der Scherz ('The Joke').

The Day Missouri's Attempt to Hybridize Josh Hawley 

and Eric Greitens Went Terribly Wrong

Doesn't Eric Greitens know that Missouri RINOs 

are on the Endangered Species List?

It's easy to see why Eric Greitens' nickname is

'Borg Eye'.

Eric Greitens Sez:  "If anyone doesn’t get the metaphor, 

they are either lying or dumb."

There will be a special FRIGHT BREAK during Eric Greitens' 

campaign.  All those too timid to stay to the end will be 

welcomed to the COWARD'S CORNER!

Eric Greitens, Big Game Hunter

Missouri Governor Resigns, 'Show Me State'

Awakens from Eric Greitens Nightmare

Missouri Lawmakers Set Special Session to Consider Ways 

to Remove Embedded Tick

Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Buffs His Résumé with 

Another Felony Charge, Says He's Increasing His Chances 

of Landing a Job in the Trump Administration

"Honey, there's an astronaut at the front door who's asking 

if you're interested in candid photography?"

"If it's Eric Greitens, the Governor of Missouri,

tell him we don't have a camera."

Eric 'Borg Eye' Greitens Remains Defiant

Amid Criminal Charges

Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Indicted for Felony

Invasion of Privacy with Gatling Gun

Kevin Hayden calls it the Missourah Effect™.

Missouri GOP Governor Eric Greitens Admits to 

Extramarital Affair, Denies Threatening to Blackmail

 the Woman