Having won 63% of the recall vote, Bolivian President Evo Morales

politely and elegantly gave the bird to his conservative opponents.

Bolivian President Inks Seven-Figure

Endorsement Contract with Quiznos®

As is obvious in this photo from Cretacic Park,

Evo Morales, the President of Bolivia, has violated

the rule, "Do NOT Feed the Dinosaurs."

As the President of Bolivia will tell you, the President

of Brazil is a very warm and nurturing person.

As Evo Morales looked on, Rafael Correa, the new President

of Ecuador, pointed out to Hugo Chavez the route into North

America which will be followed by all the Brown Invaders in

Peppermint Ponchos.

Evo Morales, Daniel Ortega, and Hugo Chavez Singing

'Ronald Reagan's Body Lies A-Spinning in the Grave'