Showing posts with label George Zimmerman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Zimmerman. Show all posts

Monday, June 01, 2020

"The initial lab results of Zimmerman’s blood test showed
 a BAC of .13, large traces of benzodiazepines, THC, 
methadone, and small traces of cocaine."  
[Sounds like George had been binging at the 
Golden High Life Corral.]

Thursday, May 24, 2018

George Zimmerman Launches GoFuckMe® Campaign

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

George Zimmerman Arraigned on Stalking Charge

Thursday, March 08, 2018

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #192
George Zimmerman and Chuck Johnson

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Woman Pays $250,000 to Buy George Zimmerman's 
Murder Weapon for Her Son’s Birthday

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

It's not surprising George Zimmerman has insulted
Trayvon Martin's parents.  He insults the entire human
race by simply existing.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Carlos Beruff, a Donald Trump-George Zimmerman
Kinda Guy

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder
weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 
himself, the murderer.
George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Turd Smoking a Turd

Thursday, August 27, 2015

How to Recognize Different Kinds 
of Pond Scum
No. 1: 'The Zimmerman Dinoflagellate'

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

When it comes to that 6-car pileup called 'George 
Zimmerman', the media are all rubberneckers.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

It is easier to imagine Bender as Napoleon than 
George Zimmerman as Anne Frank.

Monday, January 12, 2015

George Zimmerman has been arrested so many 
times he has decided to publish his collected
mug shots as a coffee table book.

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

"Crime and Punishment?  No, I've never read it.  Should I?"

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Flag Desecration #71

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

"George, what's it like to have a Type Z Personality?"

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

George Zimmerman Taking Course on How to Defend 
Himself Against Fractious Females with Three Hand-
guns, a 12-Gauge Shotgun, and an AR-15 Rifle, 
All at the Same Time

Monday, September 09, 2013

Shellie Zimmerman Relieved to Learn Her Husband Was 
Only Armed with a Gun, Not a Knife

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Mark O'Mara Bills State of Florida $300,000 for
Lifting Paving Stone During Zimmerman Trial