"The initial lab results of Zimmerman’s blood test showed

 a BAC of .13, large traces of benzodiazepines, THC, 

methadone, and small traces of cocaine."  

[Sounds like George had been binging at the 

Golden High Life Corral.]

George Zimmerman Launches GoFuckMe® Campaign

George Zimmerman Arraigned on Stalking Charge

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #192

George Zimmerman and Chuck Johnson

Woman Pays $250,000 to Buy George Zimmerman's 

Murder Weapon for Her Son’s Birthday

It's not surprising George Zimmerman has insulted

Trayvon Martin's parents.  He insults the entire human

race by simply existing.

Carlos Beruff, a Donald Trump-George Zimmerman

Kinda Guy

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder

weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 

himself, the murderer.

George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun

Turd Smoking a Turd

How to Recognize Different Kinds 

of Pond Scum

No. 1: 'The Zimmerman Dinoflagellate'

When it comes to that 6-car pileup called 'George 

Zimmerman', the media are all rubberneckers.

It is easier to imagine Bender as Napoleon than 

George Zimmerman as Anne Frank.

George Zimmerman has been arrested so many 

times he has decided to publish his collected

mug shots as a coffee table book.

"Crime and Punishment?  No, I've never read it.  Should I?"

Flag Desecration #71

"George, what's it like to have a Type Z Personality?"

George Zimmerman Taking Course on How to Defend 

Himself Against Fractious Females with Three Hand-

guns, a 12-Gauge Shotgun, and an AR-15 Rifle, 

All at the Same Time

Shellie Zimmerman Relieved to Learn Her Husband Was 

Only Armed with a Gun, Not a Knife

Mark O'Mara Bills State of Florida $300,000 for

Lifting Paving Stone During Zimmerman Trial