The good news is the Gull Shark's favorite food is 

Murder Hornets.

First Annual Farting Gull Award Goes to Alex Jones 

for Falsely Naming Parkland School Shooter and Being 

Sued $1 Million for Defamation

Curried Gull, the Official Bird of the Trump Campaign

Romney Flashes the Mormon Bird (AKA 'The Sign of

the Miracle of the Gulls')

Only the hopelessly naive refused to recognize that
it's a 'Gull Eats Wafflecone' world out there.

The gull believed the sun rose each morning on his
behalf. That was more than enough to propel him

through the remainder of the day.