Nevada Governor Hurt in Fall from

Twinkie the Horse at Ranch

"Have you ever considered how dull your

life is going to be now that you don't have

me to kick around anymore?"

How to Make a Governor's Sandwich

Slip Kathy Karrasch between Mark Sanford

and Jim Gibbons, two old lechers.

That's all there is to it.

Enjoy!

Whether the Governor of Nevada lies more

just before he gets on a plane or just after he

gets off is a question on which experts differ.

"So, just how long has it been, Dawn, since we last

had sex?"

"Fifteen years."

"That long, eh?"

"Yeah, Jim, and after 15 years

without sex, you die."

Who you gonna call when your Playboy Playmate's upset?

Stressbusters!

Meet Jim and Dawn Gibbons, the Governor and First Lady of

Nevada. She made her fortune in Reno wedding chapels;

he's losing his right now in a Nevada divorce court.