Willard, Joe Wilson's Pet Rat

Local Lout Sez:  "Joe Wilson rules, mofo!"

"Look at my face and tell me I'm not a South Carolina cracker!

I dare you!"

Joe Wilson Now Giving Serious Consideration to

Choosing Randy Neugebauer as His Presidential

Running Mate on the GOP Ticket in 2012

Shades of Milli Vanilli and Britney Spears! Joe

'You Lie' Wilson Caught Lip-Synching Song

Sung by Genentech

Some people have been wondering why Joe Wilson
didn't throw a shoe at President Obama during his
address to a Joint Session of Congress, instead
of just saying, "You lie!" Well, it's like this: Sons
of Confederate Veterans always go barefoot.

Learning that 'Joe Wilson' is actually 'Addison
Graves Wilson, Sr.' was more shocking than learning
that 'Joe the Plumber' is actually 'Samuel Joseph
Wurzelbacher' or that 'Roy Rogers' was actually
'Leonard Slye'.

"You lie if you say I don't have a palmetto
fan stuck up my butt!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #86
Joe Wilson