For some reason, 'Disgraced Pizza Mogul' sounds

better than 'John Schnatter'.

Adventures in Aestheticism #229

"Papa John, can you hear me?

Papa John, can you see me?

Papa John, can you find me in the night?"

John Schnatter Sez:  "Free Koch with your

pizza at Papa John's!"

Have you heard about the 'National Papa's John 

Appreciation Day' this Friday?

Why does Papa John's CEO John Schnatter give away 

2,000,000 free pizzas, then bitch about providing 

decent healthcare for his employees?

Yes, John Schnatter, CEO of Papa John's, the price of pizza

may go up when your employees have health insurance.

But we sure won't be buying pizza at your joint.

"Keep the change, Papa John!

It's the change you deserve!"