Black Belt, the Lipstick Bandit

"To be honest, these are not my real lips."

Just in Time for Valentine's Day!

It's one thing to put lipstick on a pig,

but this is ridiculous!

Pit Bull with Lipstick, 2008

Pit Bull without Lipstick, 2012

Don't own a pit bull you can put lipstick on? Not to worry.

From Gardener's Supply Company, you can order a prosthetic

Dog Grin for only $12.95 (plus S&H) which should satisfy all

your Sarah Palin needs.

Not only is Sarah Palin a pit bull with lipstick.

She's also a woman with real balls.

"Do I look like I need lipstick? Get serious!

I need an extreme makeover."

Which Is More Dangerous?

Putting lipstick on a pig,

or on a pit bull?

Think of it: put some lipstick on this sucker and it could

be the next Vice President of the United States!

Palin Unable to Testify in Trooper-Gate Probe; Says

She Got Her Lip Gloss Mixed Up with Super Glue

When approaching an Erogenous Zone, don't forget

to wear your hard hat.

Have you ever tried putting lipstick on a pig?
Now's your chance.