Someone needs to remind the Governor of Missouri that 

child sacrifice went out with pre-Columbian culture.

Although the Governor of Missouri's face bears a

strong resemblance to the face of a popular cartoon

 character, Droopy definitely excels Mike Parson

 in the brains department.

if there is a transcendental, Platonic 'form' of Meathead, 

Mike Parson, Governor of Missouri, is it.